she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
