i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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