I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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