when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
We got so high we made milksteak
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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