if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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