Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
