Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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