How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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