im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
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