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  • It's a recession, dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:09pm
  • Yo this site is being overrun by 12 year olds..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:37pm
  • I used a coupon to get $2 off condoms today! Punch me because I won;t have any baby available...it's worth it! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:30pm
  • why pay more for something than you have to?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:19pm
  • Coupons and people who use them. Fuck off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 10 at 9:32am
  • the only thing less funny than Dane Cook is someone quoting Dane Cook

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:51pm
  • Coupons buy stuff -quiet guy retarded in the corner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:49pm
  • your just jealous I saved $7.36 today using coupons!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:17am
  • Stupid ugly mean baby puncher!!! 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:01pm
  • Haha you might take that back when you have a baby to feed and have no money...dumb fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:54pm
  • no, on the contrary 1:10 (4) there are plenty of jobs to do between my legs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:12pm
  • Coupons are the shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:52pm
  • Okay really, Dane cook rips off of everyone, so fuck that I'll say I'm gonna punch a baby and i'm not ripping off anybody. And fuck this person, coupons are fucking awesome, you are a stupid bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:30pm
  • Let's not save $20 on groceries...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:58pm
  • WTF you embarrase the Baton Rouge area. why don't the things i actually send or get sent while im drunk and/or high get posted FML

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:01pm
  • bad night! I use coupons! we're in a recession!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:10pm
  • It's a fucking grocery store - people use coupons, people buy cigarettes, people buy lottery tickets. You aren't special - so get the fuck over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:06pm
  • you WOULD be from baton rouge. snobs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:21am
  • coupons are awesome. saves money so you can spend more on booze :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:26pm
  • Fuck off ! Not everyone has a tree that produces money!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:34pm
  • I thought people sent in texts from last night, to ow, like while you're really tucked up and shit, not while you're being a little fucking asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:14pm
  • I use coupons but i hate people who write checks!! 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:53pm
  • I used a coupon on boxing gloves so I could bunch a baby when someone else used one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:30pm
  • No taking up time and being a hassle is douchey...so is dumping out your change purse and paying me with pennies, that makes me want to punch old ladies in the face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:09pm
  • Nothing wrong with coupons and saving money... though i'm not a big coupon user I am a mother and its totally gross to even mention punching a baby.... effin low bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:40pm
  • oh.. and sit in your own shit for ours. till you get a fuckin huge ass rash where it hurts to wipe!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:43am
  • cuz saving money is sooooooo douchey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:03pm
  • Idk who u r or where u came frm get in a different line if they want to use a coupon power to thm..they over price items anyway..nd tht shit adds up!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:00pm
  • way to steal the punch a baby line from dane cook. loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:11pm
  • Total before COUPONS $182.47. AFTER $27.43 Need I say more?? Dumbass...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:44am
  • For a sec, thought it said condoms instead of coupons. Wouldve worked either way. -chill

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:47am
  • Awww sorry 5:00PM, I've been working full time since I was 15 and my parents haven't handed me a cent. Daddy doesn't pay for this iPhone, sorry I made something with my life....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:32pm
  • Why wait for someone to use coupons? I punch babies in the face regularly...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:23pm
  • Yeah saving money sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:17pm
  • What's wrong with paying the $.60? Is that $.60 going to change your life? No. At least get your stupid ass coupons in order before you get in line.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:17am
  • Okay punch a baby because you're mad at people using coupons...makes so much sense shitttt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:03pm
  • Gayness !! People who don't use them should be punched

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:41pm
  • Its fun seeing people using cupons it means they want to save.. Haha why punch a baby for it haha! Maybe your well off haha.. Bigspendah! Haha:))

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:18pm
  • I use coupons. SUCK IT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:17am
  • Feels good to be self reliant and still living a good life, doesn't it 1:52?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:04am
  • Fuck you jackass, I use coupons and I don't have a baby. Not everybody has daddy's money to text stupid shit like this from their iPhone, get over yourself and try living in the real world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:00pm
  • i bet they work at subway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:00pm
  • i should "accidentally" send this to my mother haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:03pm
  • People who punch babies make me want to use a coupon!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:29pm
  • 7:44....really? almost 160 in savings??? nice 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:50am
  • Agreed. And fuckers who count out change at the register make me want to go postal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:32am
  • WAY TO RIP OFF OF DANE COOK and the rest of you, WAY TO BE FUCKING RETARDED have a nice day : )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:11pm
  • You stupid ass. Were in a recession! Coupons rule!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 4:57am
  • I used a coupon to buy anal lube so I could nail my sis and not get her prego. All hail coupons

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:35pm
  • im about to kick your sorry ass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:58am
  • yeah seriously you totally stole a dane cook joke bitch uncalled for. you cant beat the king

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:38pm
  • Lots of things make me want to punch a baby. I'm glad to see that others feel like doing the same thing as me with little things that piss them off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:54am
  • who the hell is against free money?? someone gives you 50 cents, someone gives you a dollar, are you going to say no??? everyone else is the dumb ass, your groceries cost you $60 mine only $50 that's $10 more dollars for alcohol, weed, and cigarettes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:43pm
  • I saved $25.00 in coupons on a bill that was $40.00. Which means I could care less if you fall over dead waiting on the cashier to scan them all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 4:48pm
  • Wins

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:46pm
  • I'll punch you and your baby while using every single coupon i can find

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:08pm
  • "sheds a tear for EBT people"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:35pm
  • Lol. Wow, sorry sone people NEED those cupons. Probably sent from a damn iPhone. Glad you can spend that mone, you're getting paid to work a grocery store obviously. Get over it, douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:11pm
  • That is stolen.... But still funny as shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:50pm
  • What's wrong with saving 60 cents, bitch?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:50pm
  • Wooo! Go Baton Rouge, Louisiana! Fuck poor people and penny pinchers! And fuck Les Miles for royally fucking the LSU Tigers this season!!!! Hahahha. You guys are so offensive over something as stupid as a text from someone you don't know. It's funny. It's even funnier that they are from the same town as me. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 5:42pm
  • For sure. They use a fucking coupon to save $.60 on a can of soup.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:57pm
  • I don't use coupons, and I pay for everything myself. Thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:28pm
  • Also, 7:32 and I see the world in a very similar fashion... I paid for my own damned iPhone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:18am
  • sorry the rest of the world isn't as rich as you. asshole. get your head out of your ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:42am
  • Haha I love who sent this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:23pm
  • Sorry if I want to SAVE money then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:11pm
  • I also paid for my own iPhone. I'm not some spoiled brat that has my daddy buy it for me. I live on my own and support myself and go to college so fuck you just bc you can't manage your own god damn money

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:52am
  • you make me want to punch you in the face and than break every damn finger you have and than smash your toes with the hammer and slam your arms in the car door than take a rock and bash your head in... Now do you wanna punch a baby?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:42am
  • Only in baton rouge

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 10:22am
  • hmm dane cook much?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:09am
  • Anonymous said... I used a coupon to get $2 off condoms today! Punch me because I won;t have any baby available...it's worth it! :D September 9, 2009 1:30PM srsly?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:08pm
  • I use coupons but sometimes I feel like punching a baby too. It can't be helped.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:18pm
  • Punching babies in the face is good cardio, try it out sometime..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:33pm
  • my leg between is in recession :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:26pm
  • What the actual fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:06am
  • Guys who won't fuck their girls ass make me wanna punch a baby!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:24pm
  • This poster needs to bag my groceries and STFU! lol..get another job then loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:21am
  • Well I'm pretty sure I hate people who use coupons and I would punch a baby too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:16pm
  • fuck coupons and gift cards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:29pm
  • ***UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE!****

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:42am
  • And still write checks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:32am