it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
me + whiskey = a bad person
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
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