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apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
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then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
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I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You like pics of my balls that much?
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