There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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