i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
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