Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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