and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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