He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
Randomize