I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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