drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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