who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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