I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i just google imaged poop.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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