you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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Aren't roommates the worst, OP?
nice hangover reference 4:36, and yes, nothing wrong with a little bit of natural lotion to soften the skin
He jizzed on your pants
1141. You're included in your statement. You obviously haven't noticed that this site is a forum for people to post all the ridiculous statements they want, but you probably didn't notice from up there on your high horse. You are a super douche.
we don't know it was a GIRL 2:22... haha imagine if this was a guy texting another guy about his drunk hijinks! "you jizzed on me, brah!"
Mouths don't get pregnant remember this
There's mental trauma to the family members contacted by police that their recently buried daughter/mother/sister/cousin was dug up and fucked...
I just jizzed jn my pants
Why? Just tell her it's good for the skin!
and you point would be?
9:02 is a dumb bitch that needs to get laid...
1201. There's nothing funny about people killing themselves. You are a terrible person.
To the OP... Ashley, I'm sorry. It was just too easy.
I hope all thosetalking about cradle raping babies get caught an thrown in jail and have to meet "bubba"
POW! right in the kisser!
U probablly needed it bitch
At least keep the ridiculous statements on topic! Raping toddlers, really? This text is already about jizzing on a girl! Surely you losers have something to say about that!
then we went for round 2, he then yelled "EXTREME MAKEOVER"
A homeless guy has bears?
U must b really ugly OP if h thought jizz wud make u look better
I'm just saying :-)
I want to marry you.
12:48 did you send in this text?! Haha
One time I busted all over a homeless guy's bears.
he should've yelled "Frosting!"
My penis is infected, there is nasty yellow greenish brown puss spouting from my erect penis.
dead babies don't say no
Eww to the dude below me. Soo if u ignore them I'm first!!!
When the girlfriend doesn't like when you jizz on her face, aim for her tits... And aim high!
You should of shit all over her, now that's a make over
1259 has no life. Posting shit on friday night about trolls posting shit on Friday night
Have some class bitch, good God, you're fucking nasty!
It is good for u
N I'm a straight female
Blood is the best lube.
It rubs the semen on the skin...