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  • Aren't roommates the worst, OP?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:42pm
  • nice hangover reference 4:36, and yes, nothing wrong with a little bit of natural lotion to soften the skin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:23am
  • He jizzed on your pants

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:20pm
  • 1141. You're included in your statement. You obviously haven't noticed that this site is a forum for people to post all the ridiculous statements they want, but you probably didn't notice from up there on your high horse. You are a super douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:36am
  • I just jizzed jn my pants

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:22pm
  • and you point would be?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:14am
  • There's mental trauma to the family members contacted by police that their recently buried daughter/mother/sister/cousin was dug up and fucked...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:11am
  • Mouths don't get pregnant remember this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:23am
  • Why? Just tell her it's good for the skin!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:13pm
  • we don't know it was a GIRL 2:22... haha imagine if this was a guy texting another guy about his drunk hijinks! "you jizzed on me, brah!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 2:28am
  • I hope all thosetalking about cradle raping babies get caught an thrown in jail and have to meet "bubba"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:06am
  • 9:02 is a dumb bitch that needs to get laid...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:48pm
  • To the OP... Ashley, I'm sorry. It was just too easy. -Dustin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:14pm
  • 12:48 did you send in this text?! Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:01am
  • At least keep the ridiculous statements on topic! Raping toddlers, really? This text is already about jizzing on a girl! Surely you losers have something to say about that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 2:22am
  • POW! right in the kisser!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:35pm
  • U probablly needed it bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:30am
  • I want to marry you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:28am
  • A homeless guy has bears?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:37am
  • 1201. There's nothing funny about people killing themselves. You are a terrible person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:30am
  • dead babies don't say no

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:37pm
  • One time I busted all over a homeless guy's bears.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:37am
  • then we went for round 2, he then yelled "EXTREME MAKEOVER"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:32am
  • My penis is infected, there is nasty yellow greenish brown puss spouting from my erect penis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:42pm
  • 1259 has no life. Posting shit on friday night about trolls posting shit on Friday night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:28am
  • You should of shit all over her, now that's a make over

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:48am
  • U must b really ugly OP if h thought jizz wud make u look better I'm just saying :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:02am
  • he should've yelled "Frosting!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:21pm
  • Eww to the dude below me. Soo if u ignore them I'm first!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:16pm
  • When the girlfriend doesn't like when you jizz on her face, aim for her tits... And aim high!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:23am
  • Have some class bitch, good God, you're fucking nasty!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:17am
  • It is good for u N I'm a straight female

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:38am
  • Blood is the best lube.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:38am
  • It rubs the semen on the skin...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:20am