you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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nice hangover reference 4:36, and yes, nothing wrong with a little bit of natural lotion to soften the skin
Aren't roommates the worst, OP?
He jizzed on your pants
and you point would be?
I just jizzed jn my pants
1141. You're included in your statement. You obviously haven't noticed that this site is a forum for people to post all the ridiculous statements they want, but you probably didn't notice from up there on your high horse. You are a super douche.
Mouths don't get pregnant remember this
There's mental trauma to the family members contacted by police that their recently buried daughter/mother/sister/cousin was dug up and fucked...
Why? Just tell her it's good for the skin!
12:48 did you send in this text?! Haha
To the OP... Ashley, I'm sorry. It was just too easy.
9:02 is a dumb bitch that needs to get laid...
U probablly needed it bitch
POW! right in the kisser!
At least keep the ridiculous statements on topic! Raping toddlers, really? This text is already about jizzing on a girl! Surely you losers have something to say about that!
I want to marry you.
1201. There's nothing funny about people killing themselves. You are a terrible person.
we don't know it was a GIRL 2:22... haha imagine if this was a guy texting another guy about his drunk hijinks! "you jizzed on me, brah!"
I hope all thosetalking about cradle raping babies get caught an thrown in jail and have to meet "bubba"
A homeless guy has bears?
dead babies don't say no
then we went for round 2, he then yelled "EXTREME MAKEOVER"
My penis is infected, there is nasty yellow greenish brown puss spouting from my erect penis.
You should of shit all over her, now that's a make over
he should've yelled "Frosting!"
U must b really ugly OP if h thought jizz wud make u look better
I'm just saying :-)
One time I busted all over a homeless guy's bears.
Eww to the dude below me. Soo if u ignore them I'm first!!!
Have some class bitch, good God, you're fucking nasty!
When the girlfriend doesn't like when you jizz on her face, aim for her tits... And aim high!
1259 has no life. Posting shit on friday night about trolls posting shit on Friday night
It is good for u
N I'm a straight female
Blood is the best lube.
It rubs the semen on the skin...