Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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