So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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