the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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