Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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