i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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