butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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