I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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