I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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