I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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