My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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