life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
