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  • 7:36...stop asking that on every post before I slap your mom in the face with my mushroom tip so hard she'll be knocked unconscious. then i'll dip my balls in ink and teabag her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 7:44pm
  • It does, it's called relationships.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:12pm
  • I can't See a movie in theaters without thinking of ciggarette burns

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:39pm
  • You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake... you're not your fucking khakis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 7:59pm
  • LOL - who gives a fuck if its a fake text you knob shiners - I got a giggle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 7:13pm
  • isn't it a little sacrilegious or something to put a "<3" next to FIGHT CLUB of all things?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:13pm
  • Thank you, 6:19. 6:18, you're a moron and an asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:21pm
  • Nope, it's a Fight Club refrence.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:19pm
  • I think the person knew that. They were just tryna get on here Fake text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:18pm
  • Fight Club is like Sex on Fire.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:46pm
  • 12:01 you are a champion

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:37pm
  • 3rd rule of fightclub... no dogs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 4:39am
  • life has porn. look around. its everywhere. be your own porn star...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:55am
  • ^^either can I! "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!" or for those who read the book: "I want to have your abortion"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:08pm
  • FIGHT CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:50am
  • YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT IT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:44pm
  • 2:39 I can't either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 11:19pm
  • Just cum on her face & call it a day...and yes I know it is a Fight Club reference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:41pm
  • Said people who don't get enough vaginal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:21pm
  • My life is full of porn scenes...usually starring me and a series of questionable hookups. It's what college is about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:25pm
  • "in the industry, we call them cigarette burns."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:01pm
  • Reminds me of the unrated sex drive. Haha

    Submitted by booyouwhore13 on May 27, 11 at 12:23pm
  • Be inside my mind. This past month featured sex in the cockpit of airplanes, inside hangars, on top of a parachute, a whole new mean to road head in my naive little mind, and one fantastic pilot. It might continue on into next month, as a matter of fact. The sex in my mind is just that good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:05am
  • i meant "...a whole new meaning to road head..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:06am
  • I love that I went to make a fight club reference but several were already posted. Stay classy, Internet.

    Submitted by cartoonswagger on Dec 22, 11 at 4:44am
  • It's called sex.

    Submitted by ImFckngMattDamon on Mar 31, 12 at 5:24pm
  • Fight Club, FTW!!!

    Submitted by jaystreet46 on May 5, 12 at 2:04am
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