I wish life had little blips of pornography
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7:36...stop asking that on every post before I slap your mom in the face with my mushroom tip so hard she'll be knocked unconscious. then i'll dip my balls in ink and teabag her.
It does, it's called relationships.
I can't See a movie in theaters without thinking of ciggarette burns
LOL - who gives a fuck if its a fake text you knob shiners - I got a giggle
You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake... you're not your fucking khakis.
Thank you, 6:19. 6:18, you're a moron and an asshole.
isn't it a little sacrilegious or something to put a "<3" next to FIGHT CLUB of all things?
Fight Club is like Sex on Fire.
Nope, it's a Fight Club refrence.
I think the person knew that. They were just tryna get on here
12:01 you are a champion
3rd rule of fightclub... no dogs.
life has porn. look around. its everywhere. be your own porn star...
^^either can I!
"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!"
or for those who read the book:
"I want to have your abortion"
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT IT!
Just cum on her face & call it a day...and yes I know it is a Fight Club reference.
2:39 I can't either.
Said people who don't get enough vaginal.
My life is full of porn scenes...usually starring me and a series of questionable hookups. It's what college is about.
"in the industry, we call them cigarette burns."
Reminds me of the unrated sex drive. Haha
Be inside my mind. This past month featured sex in the cockpit of airplanes, inside hangars, on top of a parachute, a whole new mean to road head in my naive little mind, and one fantastic pilot. It might continue on into next month, as a matter of fact. The sex in my mind is just that good.
i meant "...a whole new meaning to road head..."
I love that I went to make a fight club reference but several were already posted. Stay classy, Internet.
It's called sex.
Fight Club, FTW!!!