your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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