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you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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