Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
last night I used snow as a chaser
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