i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Did we literally take a cab across the street
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
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Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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