No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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