i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
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I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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