Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
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No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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