North Korea, Best Korea!
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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