have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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