so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
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what happened friday?
This is either aaron schock, tim johnson, or phil hare. my guess is aaron schock.
If he told us what happened friday, it might not be nearly as funny. I suggest we simply let our minds ponder the circumstances.
Can you help me find my wife?
Should probably check your dress for cum stains.
I think my boyfriend wrote this. Way to go, L!!!
aaron schock is fucking hot.
this has to be a guy talking about aaron schock.