Its about making memories worth repressing
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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