just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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