No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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