About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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