And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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