on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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