just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
kristin has been a bad kristin
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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