he wants to bone in the snuggie
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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