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  • Fat chicks are not sexy, they try to do everything with their teeth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:09am
  • haha 12:08! she can just use makeup like your mom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:12am
  • wow.. 15 mins of bleeding.. who fucking cares.. get on with the sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:24pm
  • She's just covering up for her herpes!!! Hahaha ewww gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:08am
  • Well you had the right idea...but I don't think blood = sexy?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:02am
  • You are a failure at life...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:34am
  • Hahaha totally made me actually laugh out loud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:38am
  • This is the best text on this site in a while!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:37pm
  • Should have broken your teeth!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:41am
  • So, you at least went back to blowing him right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:09pm
  • @1:49 have you considered it may have been the same person that submited (sp?) this to fml

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:08am
  • Wouldn't be for me. Clean yourself up and try again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:03am
  • Really kinky if it werent for the blood...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:57am
  • imagine what a guy feels like when he catches his johnson in the zipper?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:00am
  • You should be extremely dissapointed in yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:47am
  • Actually. The story on fml was about how she got his dick caught in his zipler and spent the night at the hospital.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:09am
  • everyone should stop using the phrases "epic fail" and "epic win" - it sounds incredibly stupid. besides, using "epic" to describe everything makes nothing actually epic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:28am