What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.