We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be