I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.